Titans - Gaia,
Uranus, Cronus, Oceanus, Rhea, Thea,
Hyperion,
Prometheus, Atlas, Phoebe, Mnemosyne, Dione, Metis, Tethys, Epimetheus, Crius,
Coeus, Iapetus
Ancient
Greek - Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Hades, Hestia, Ares, Athena, Apollo, Aphro,
Hermes, Artemis, Haephestus
+Demigods
- Eros, Pan, Nemesis, Demeter, Persephone, Dionysus, Hebe, Eris, Helius,
Selene, Thanatos, 3 Graces, 9 Muses, 3 Fates (Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos),
Achilles, Alexander, Castor & Polydeuces, Heracles, Rhadamantus, Theseus,
Harmonia, Helen, Minos, etc...
Egyptian - Amen,
Anubis, Isis, Osiris, Nut, Ra, Ammon, Horus, Re, Set, Thoth, Bast, Bes, Chons,
Geb, Hathor, Ka, Maat, Min, Mut, Nephthys, Qetesh, Tawaret, Wepwawet
Hinduism
(since c. 2000 BCE) - Brahman
+
Vishnu, Lakshmi, Siva, Devi, Ganesha, Rama, Krishna, Hanumana, Subramanyam,
Sita, Parvati (= Uma), Gayatri, Kartikeya, Durga (= Kali), Satyanarayana,
Venketeshwara, Saraswati, Asparas, Chandra, Ganga, Gandharvas, Nagas, Pisachas,
Rakshas, Yakshas, Surya
+ devas – Indra, Agni, Ushas
+ asuras - Mitra, Bhaga, Varuna...
+ gurus - Shankara, Madhura, Ramakrishna,
Vivekananda, Aurobindo, Ramana Maharshi, Sivananda
Sikhism (founded
c. 1500) - a divine being, common to all
+ 10 gurus (last
died 1708) - Nanak Dev, Angad Dev, Aman Das, Ram Das, Arjan Dev, Hargobind, Har
Rai, Harkrishnan, Tegh Bahadur, Gobind Singh
Roman -
Jupiter, Juno, Cupid, Ceres, Diana, Venus, Vesta, Minerva, Mars, Mercury,
Apollo, Neptune, Pluto, Vulcan, Janus, Saturn, Flora, Fortuna, Priapus, Pax,
Hercules, Concordia, Justitia, Dis, Orcus, Proserpina, Bacchus, Lares...,
Penates..., Emperors...
Zoroastrianism
(Parsees in India) - Ahura Mazda, Mithra, the sun, fire
Jehovah's Doorknockers - Jehovah
+ Jerusalem, Kathusalem, Geronimo, lies and ruses
Scientology -
Mammon, L. Ron Hubbard, Rolls Royce
Islam - Allah
(pbuh)
+ Prophets -
Adam, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Muhammad (rip)
Christianity
- God (the only one to get the name right)
+
Mary
+
angels & archangels - innumerable, but including Raphael, Michael, Gabriel.
Virtues, Powers. Principalities, Dominations, Thrones, Cherubim…, Seraphim….
+
Demigods (Saints) - too many to list (about 5,000 and rising)
+
devils: Satan, Beelzebub, Abezethibou, Leviathan, etc.
that's enough gods (ed)
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My country is the world, and my religion
is to do good. (Thomas Paine)
Do not believe
in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in traditions
because they have been handed down for many generations, Do not believe in
anything because it is written in your religious books. Do not believe in
anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. But after
observation and analysis, when you find that something agrees with reason, and
it is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, accept it and live up to
it. (Buddha)
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How can we make
the world a better place? Let's think!
Some bad
thinks:
If you really
want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion. (L. Ron
Hubbard, founder of Scientology)
Once the word of
Islam was spread by the sword - today we are going to spread it with
Kalashnikovs. (Some big Muslim cleric, London)
I am convinced
that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off the Jews I am
doing the Lord's work. (Adolf Hitler)
Sin is the true
cause of all earthquakes. (John Wesley)
The earth is
flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be
punished.(Religious chief, Saudi Arabia,1993)
I think it is
very beautiful for the poor to accept their lot... the world is being much
helped by the suffering of the poor. (Mother Teresa)
The poor should
remain poor... without them we will lose our jobs. (Sister Nirmala, head of
M.Teresa's charity, where the millions donated remained in the bank)
A man can have
sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill
the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the animal in his own
village, but in a neighbouring village would be all right. (Ayatollah Khomeini,
boss of Iran)
The deliverance
of the Saints must take place some time before 1914. (C.T.Russell, founder of
Jehovah's Witnesses)
A man can have
sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. He should not penetrate, but
sodomising the child is all right. (Ayatollah Khomeini, as above)
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Thou shalt not
kill. (God)
And I shall
execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen. (God)
And it came to
pass that at midnight the Lord smote all the first-born in the land of Egypt,
from the first-born of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the first-born of
the captive that was in the dungeon, and all the first-born of cattle. (Exodus,
xi, xii) cattle?!
And it came to
pass that night, that the angel of the Lord went out, and smote the camp of the
Assyrians an hundred four-score and five thousand (185,000); and when they
arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses. (2 Kings xix,
35)
...thou shalt
utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites,
and the Pezizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebuzites; as the Lord thy God hath
commanded thee. (Deut. xx, 17)
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Wherefore David
arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Phillistines two hundred men;
and David brought their foreskins and they gave them in full tale to the king,
that he might be the king's son-in-law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter
to wife. (1 Sam. xviii, 27)
And it came to
pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan
was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. (1
Sam. xviii,1)
But King Solomon
loved many strange women...and he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and
three hundred concubines. (1 Kings xii, 1,3)
...For he was
wiser than all men. (1 Kings iv, 31)
…and busier...
Then said
Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will do it for thee. (1
Sam. xx, 4)
David's lament:
How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle! Oh Jonathan, thou wast
slain in thy high places. I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very
pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love
of women. How are the mighty fallen, and the weapons of war perished! (2 Sam.
i, 25)
to Naomi: And
Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after
thee, for whither thou goest, I will go: and where thou lodgest, I will lodge:
thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God: where thou diest will I die,
and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but
death part thee and me. (Ruth, i, 16)
How shall we do
for wives?... And the congregation sent thither 12,000 men of the valientest,
and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with
the edge of the sword, with the women and the children. And this is the thing
that ye shall do. Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that
hath lain by man. And they found among the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead four
hundred young virgins... (Judges xxi, 7+)
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Some
good thinks:
We only
half live when we only half think. (Voltaire)
Do unto another
what you would have him do unto you... You need this law alone. It is the
foundation of all the rest. (Confucius, 500 BCE)
We should
conduct ourselves towards others as we would have them act towards us.
(Aristotle, 385 BCE)
The time appears
to me to have come when it is the duty of all to make their dissent from
religion known. (John Stuart Mill)
Why do people go
on pretending about this Christianity? (H.G.Wells)
Nothing is so
firmly believed as what we least know. (Montaigne)
All religions
have been made by men. (Napoleon)
If fifty million
people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. (Anatole France)
The demagogue is
one who preaches what he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
(H.L.Mencken)
When I think of
all the harm the Bible has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal
it. (Oscar Wilde)
When religion
ruled the world they called it the Dark Ages. (mo)
All Bibles are
Man Made. (Thomas Edison)
There ain't no
elsewhere. (Philip Pullman)
An atheist is a
man who has no invisible means of support. (John Buchan)
Christianity is
the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected
the world. (Voltaire)
... the
authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single
individual. (Galileo)
The Christian
God is a three-headed monster, cruel, vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to
know more of this raging. three-headed beast-like god, one only needs to look
at the caliber of people who serve him. They are always of two classes, fools
and hypocrites. (Thomas Jefferson, American President, 1801-9, author of much
of the Declaration of Independence, 1776)
A Sunday school
is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their
parents. (H.L.Mencken)
Puritanism: The
haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. (H.L.Mencken)
I do not find in
our superstitions of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all founded
on fables and mythology. Christianity has made one half of the world fools and
the other half hypocrites. (Thomas Jefferson, vide supra)
The story of
creation in the Book of Genesis, unless we play fast and loose with words or
with science, cannot be brought into harmony with what we have learned from
geology... The stories of the Fall, the Flood, and the Tower of Babel are
incredible. (Prof. Bonney, Canon of Manchester, 1895)
And the son of
god died; it is by all means to be believed, because it is absurd. And he was
buried and rose again; the fact is certain, because it is impossible.
(Tertullian, 150-225 CE)
Religion is an
insult to human dignity. With or without it you'ld have good people doing good
things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things
it takes religion. (Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate)
Religion drove
those planes into those buildings, it's amazing how good religion is at
mobilizing people to do awful, murderous things. (Rabbi Herschfeld)
Religion has
done more to bust up humanity than anything. (Whoopi Goldberg!)
Religion is the
most malevolent of all mind viruses. (Arthur C. Clarke)
I don't see any
god up here. (Yuri Gagarin, first human in space.)
The theistic
idea of God is not only unbelievable, it is immoral. (Bishop J. S. Spong)
Faith is a
wondrous thing: it is not only capable of moving mountains, but also of making
you believe that a herring is a racehorse. (Arthur Koestler)
Religious belief
has been a massively negative force in human history, causing great suffering
and conflict. (A.C.Grayling, philosopher)
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Jesus was a Jew,
one of our 'coloured brethren', and the offspring of rape, adultery and incest.
What do conservative white 'born-again' Christians make of this?
Christians and
Muslims worship the same god, Allah be praised, God willing.
For Christians,
there will be no sex in heaven. Otherwise there would be millions of children
who have not earned heaven, or there would be contraception. Surely the Pope
would not allow this?
Will there be
lavatories? If not, then no food or drink, either. So what is the penis (made
in God's image) for?
What are the
blessed going to do for eternity, apart from gleefully watching the torments of
their ex-friends and relations in hell?
(according to St Augustine)
For Muslims
things are very different: sex is the main attraction. Young men who blow up
children will go straight to paradise where they will find 72 virgins (each)
waiting for them. I have seen some of these handsome and virile youths, and it
is unlikely that 72 virgins will last them more than 72 days. Will another
batch of 72 then be supplied? If this goes
on for eternity, or even for a few months, paradise will be full of females. By
force of numbers, they will be in charge. How will the men feel about that?
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What do you
think?
Do you think?
spiral galaxy – 100 billion stars
exploding star – stand clear, gods
The Beginning